How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Randomize
