whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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