We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize
