My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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