Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
you had me at cake vodka
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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