I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
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