so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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