He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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