They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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