I'm eating all of the evidence.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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