fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Your tits are I can't wait for
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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