Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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