He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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