considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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