I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
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