She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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