You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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