I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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