I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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