you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
