Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I can text with my tongue
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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