If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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