Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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