I just pynch a tree in the face
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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