I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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