The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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