u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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