And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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