im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
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