Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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