Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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