But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
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