It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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