I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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