She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Randomize
