Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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