I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
