it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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