So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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