College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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