i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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