some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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