I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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