YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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