1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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