I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
Randomize
