Dual....:-)
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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