Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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