The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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