Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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