Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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