His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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