Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize