SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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