That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
