____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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