return my video game
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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