Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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